Takeshis'

ビートたけし

Beat Takeshi / Mr. Kitano

京野ことみ

Takeshi's Girlfriend / Kitano's Female Neighbor

岸本加世子

Mahjong Parlor Woman / Audition Producer / Costumer

大杉漣

Takeshi's Manager / Taxi Driver

寺島進

Takeshi's Friend / Kitano's Yakuza Neighbor

渡辺哲

TV Wardrobe Master / Noodle Cook / Audition Actor